Thats right guys! I’m calling on all Crackerjacks.
Are you a Crackerjack?
Are you the next Van Goth?
Are you crazy &/or creative?
Are you absolutely mental?
Have you been mad all your life?
Are you always tooled up, even when you go to the shop?
Have you been sectioned in the past?
Are you a secret Serial Killer who stalks your victims at night?
Do you thrive off other peoples pain?
Are you a psychotic, deranged Sociopath?
Are you in a Cult?
Are you past all that & you’re basically bonkers?
Do you think you’re Hitler?
If you can answer yes to any of the above, then you just might be who I’m looking for.
I want to hear your story!
I’m in the process of writing a book called, ‘Crackerjack! Crazy or Creative?’. I’m looking for someone like you to be my lead character. I also want to look into your mind & use new crazy & creative techniques to establish if you really are a Crackerjack & find out if you’re crazy or creative, or both. You will be paid in royalties for your time after publication of the book. Although, you may have to wait some time as it’s only selling on Amazon Kindle at first, but who knows how far we can go because it’s guaranteed to be a no:1 bestseller. They all are!
Anyway, please do get in-touch asap, via WarriorTraveller@WarriorFreelancer.com & we will work on this project together. I will be looking forward to your future correspondence.